It doesn't surprise me

Curriculum Night at school. Its the same thing every year, just different teachers and different material. But I go because I love my children and I want to be involved.

This year since we have two, I'm making Marc attend one night and he choose Kindergarten. Figures....they'll probably hand out snacks or something.

Last night was Bennett's and I came home with 3 funny stories that I just have to write down and share. And knowing its coming from Bennett, none of this should surprise anyone!

Bennett's teacher came up to me before the meeting started and said she had a story to tell me. Of course I rolled my eyes and thought, "oh boy". I can't tell you how many "stories" teachers have told me over the year.

1. Bennett "Mrs. Sckubic, my dad doesn't understand when you say 'you screwed it!'"

Mrs. Sckubic, "Bennett.....I don't think I've ever said that....."

B: "Yeah, you know, when we do something you say, 'you screwed it'"

M.S.: "ahhh -(thinking, have I ever said that), Bennett, I don't remember saying that"

B: "You know - when we get something right you pump your fist in the air and say, 'you screwed it!!'"

M.S.: (pumping her fist in the air); "its, 'you nailed it!'

B: Right.

2. All the kids got to draw and write a little sheet about themselves to display on the wall.

Here is a little of what Bennett's said,

Favorite animal: Comodo Dragon

I'm good at: Playing the Wii

Heres the kicker -

What I want to be when I grow up: Bon Jovi band member.

Classic Bennett

3. This is what was written in Bennett's journal writing.

" I love to go to the skate park. Me, Harris, Max and Dad do sweet moves on the ramps. Mom just sits on the table because her belly is really big."

Thanks Bennett.